Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Butt Cheeks: 38 Days To Go

I think I'm gonna need some of those fancy pants that have padded butt cheeks. Either that or one of those donut thingys to sit on from here on out. My bottom isn't used to all that bouncin' around. It's more familiar with soft microfiber couches, that don't move around at all. Hurts to walk, sit and stand. Kinda like in 7th grade at camp when my friend Karen jumped off the metal see-saw while I was up in the air, and I came crashing down and broke my tailbone. Same feeling, however this time I actually have to go to work instead of laying down on a cot in the nurse's air conditioned cabin drinking lemonade all day. She swears she slipped, but knowing her, I'm pretty convinced she saw a prank in the making.

Anyway, the quest for fancy pants is on. They will make my butt cheeks look bigger than they already are, but if there is some form of comfort to be had...BRING IT ON!!!!

And then...I'm taking the day off. I'm working a 12 hour day and I think it will be dark when I get home. It was when I left home. Maybe my fancy pants can be bright yellow so I can be seen at night if needed. We'll see about that!!

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